I abandoned my fontanel  page. My main LJ is now smudgedidentity .

I'm gonna keep this page for any particularly lascivious posts... Heh!

[	mood	|	horny	]
[	music	|	The Hollow- A Perfect Circle	]

So, I just bought Basic Instinct on DVD for $5.50 today, and I will state unequivocally that Sharon Stone was an absolute sex goddess in that movie.

This movie gets me off like nothing else.  So hot.  Unbelievably hot.  I'd like to boot Michael Douglas and just take his place between Sharon Stone's legs.  Wowza.

I mean, really, what guy wouldn't endure getting stabbed with an ice pick to get a shot at that? Crazy hot.  One of my favorite movies.

Basic Instinct is so much more than just sex, though.  It's a psychological thriller, and finely acted, with twists and turns as powerful as Sharon's orgasm while Douglas goes down on her.  If you haven't seen this one, watch it, pronto.  It blows all other similar efforts out of the jacuzzi!

Gah.  I really wish Kerry were president! The Social Security plan is bad, and the Iraq war is ca-ca.

[	mood	|	mischievous	]
[	music	|	Hotdog in a Hallway- NOFX	]

Well-cum.

This is a *sometimes* FRIENDS-ONLY Journal. If you would like to be added to the fray, just say so, and well, you'll be frayed in no time flat. Maybe. 

 Are you startled?  You may be eventually.

This is my naughty journal.

My off-color journal.  My FUN journal.  For my first act, I will post George Carlin's "7 Dirty Words."

WARNING!!!
The following is directly quoted from the Supreme Court Decision of FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION v. PACIFICA FOUNDATION, 438 U.S. 726, 98 S.Ct. 3026 (1978).

Mr. Justice STEVENS (delivering the majority opinion)

This case requires that we decide whether the Federal Communications Commission has any power to regulate a radio broadcast that is indecent but not obscene.

A satiric humorist named George Carlin recorded a 12-minute monologue entitled "Filthy Words" before a live audience in a California theater. He began by referring to his thoughts about "the words you couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you definitely wouldn't say, ever." He proceeded to list those words and repeat them over and over again in a variety of colloquialisms. The transcript of the recording, which is appended to this opinion, indicates frequent laughter from the audience. ( Read more... )